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STAY OUT OF THE WEST WANG!!!! (hello_from_dis) wrote,
@ 2009-05-14 03:54:00

[MEME]
TWO, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO STUDY.

The Rated-R Meme. Comment with a character of mine, and I'll give you three random bits of trivia about their sexual practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, or something along those lines. Feel free to mention multiple characters or a character multiple times. Past characters are fair game!

AND

Give me two or more characters, and I will tell you what happens when they are stuck in a mountain cabin together.

PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH MEME YOU WANT, and don't go too far back characterwise on the first one. I'd really rather prefer ~FRESH MEAT~, tbqh. And no asking about Rick. :|

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	freud 2009-05-14 06:33 am UTC (link)
	HILDR for Meme A. And for the lulz, Marcus and Olivia for Meme B. Also, can he call her Olive? (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello_from_dis
2009-05-14 11:46 am UTC (link)

FACT: Hildr is not all that unknowledgeable about sex, despite the fact that she is naive as fuck at telling when people are ~into~ each other. I mean, you've got a bunch of drunken warriors and beautiful mead-bearing women up in Valhalla; of COURSE people are going to be hooking up. The gods don't mind since dead people can't impregnate their shield maidens -- but it does become problematic when the valkyries take a living, mortal lover. HELLO, COLE. But okay, that being said, onto the trivia:

1) She likes to be on top. WHO'S SURPRISED.
2) Since coming to Earth over a year ago, she has not had sex once. There are very few human men who impress her enough that she wants to climb on top of them -- never mind that she's taller than most of them by a head. That doesn't bother Hildr so much, but it does tend to make guys skittish around her.
3) Doesn't ever want to be wooed, unless it involves someone doing GREAT BATTLE in her honor. Fuck the flowers and dinner and shit, man. In fact, if aything, Hildr would do the wooing were she ever to be attracted to someone. It would involve composing epic poetry, probably sacrificing a goat in their honor, and feats of GREAT DERRING-DO.

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MARCUS AND OLIVIA.

hello_from_dis
2009-05-14 11:53 am UTC (link)

He can call her Olive if he wants to die. By which I mean yes, but only in private, or she will hit him in the balls with her cane. 8|

Putting aside the fact that Olivia would probably go stir crazy without access to her network for an extended period of time, she and Marcus would proooobably be okay! He'd be nice and optimistic; she'd be dry but probably better at making sure they stayed alive. Building fires, boiling water, using the gun she has stowed away on her at all times to take down some game outside. WHATEVER. Olivia would get more and more agitated as the days went on, as I imagine she would probably be without her pills in a freezing cabin, and her leg would be in relatively constant pain. Marcus would have to take care of her. :(

After several days of building a giant signal fire outside, they would eventually be rescued, and Olivia would maintain she had to take care of everything, God.

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freud, 2009-05-14 11:59 am UTC

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hello_from_dis, 2009-05-14 12:04 pm UTC

	chthonian 2009-05-14 11:28 am UTC (link)
	OLIVIA for meme A. And B, I cannot remember if you did this one before but I do not think so: Olivia and Kate. Lorelai and Morgan. Zara and Jack. Alma and Odd. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chthonian 2009-05-14 11:29 am UTC (link)
	(confession: julie loves meme b a lottttttttttt.) (Reply to this) (Parent)

OLIVIA.

hello_from_dis
2009-05-14 12:04 pm UTC (link)

1) Has not had as much sex as she lets on. That is, actual sex. Olivia fucking loves giving head -- to girls and guys -- and has done so more times than she can really count. She is really good at it.
2) She is a boob lady. C-cups ftw, suckers.
3) As much as she likes the ladies, there are just times when she wants to get plowed by a guy, okay. While her bisexuality is less about relationships (which she has never done, and never intends to do) than about who she is physically attracted to at any given moment; as she has zero compunction about what genitalia she'll be interacting with, it really comes down to a lot of personal factors: charisma, making her lol, being physically attractive, putting up with her bullshit, etc. I GUESS THE POINT OF THIS BIT OF TRIVIA is that she depends on a lot of relationship factors to determine who she fucks, even though she...doesn't do relationships. IDK.

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OLIVIA AND KATE.

hello_from_dis
2009-05-14 12:10 pm UTC (link)

Olivia would ultimately convince Kate that the pain of her leg was too much, that she wasn't sure they were going to make it out, and she just had so many feelings she'd never been able to express, so clearly they should get them out by having sex. SO THEY DO, and it's not as good as Olivia hopes. :( But afterwards she's much friendlier and upbeat, and successfully convinces Kate that a) she'll never tell anyone if they get out, and b) people do crazy things under duress~~~~~ Kate will probably be awkward around her FOREVER, but by the time they're rescued, Olivia has already moved on.

They also play a lot of "how many different weapons can we make out of the shit in the woods."

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ZARA AND JACK.

hello_from_dis
2009-05-14 12:14 pm UTC (link)

It would basically be like every time they've spent several days in her apartment. They'd pull their magic and summon up some booze and weed, and spend the next three days just getting baked and loling. At some point they would probably have sex out of boredom/need to keep warm, but because they've done it before, they don't think anything of it. They use small magic to trap whatever wildlife they can and cook it, and overall, it's more like three or four days just chilling in a ~forest retreat~ than being trapped in a cabin. I MEAN COME ON THE TWO OF THEM ARE LIKE THE MOST EASY-GOING FUCKERS EVER.

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ALMA AND ODD.

hello_from_dis
2009-05-14 12:21 pm UTC (link)

Much like Zara and Jack, between the two of them, they have no trouble with food and supplies, summoning/manifesting/creating what they need, when they need. Unlike Zara and Jack, Alma and Odd aren't exactly friends to begin with. His POSTURING gets on her nerves, and her constant mothering and worrying -- especially being separated from her son, which ultimately means she doesn't sleep the entire time they're trapped up there -- is more irritating than endearing. They make a number of pointed remarks, and at some point, Alma probably has a miniature break-down re: her son, never seeing him again, not having any family for him to go to, what her husband will do if he gets his hands on him. Bickering all of a sudden turns to Alma just pouring out whatever she can -- about Paul, about how the faculty treats her like crap, about how terrified she is for Danny, etc. etc. It's less of a heart to heart, as Odd doesn't reciprocate any of her emotional vomit, but it gives each of them something of a new understanding. Not necessarily a good one, but a new one. Alma has a lot of neuroses and shit she has to deal with that nobody knows about, okay.

By the time of rescue, she's gone back to being unnecessarily mothering, but Odd doesn't give her as hard of a time about it. THEY PROBABLY TALK ABOUT MERLIN A LOT.

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LORELAI AND MORGAN.

hello_from_dis
2009-05-14 12:39 pm UTC (link)

LOL LIKE THIS COULD END WELL IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY. They probably go stir crazy and have a lot of fights -- verbal and physical -- which the only way they can keep the panic in. Actually, I think it's only immediately after they've punched each other around that they feel vaguely calm about the situation. There are ~confessions~ about things: that Sally never really hated Eddie, that Lorelai knew she was being unreasonable with Morgan, but really he's a dick, okay. There is sleepcuddling for warmth, though Lorelai invariably wakes up before him and moves away. They probably spend most of their time (when not silently panicking) talking shit about the other people at Crossover. When they're finally rescued, they never speak of it again.

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	monstre 2009-05-14 11:41 am UTC (link)
	Yessssssssssss, I second Olivia for A. THAT MEANS SIX, BETCH (Reply to this) (Thread)

OLIVIA.

hello_from_dis
2009-05-14 12:08 pm UTC (link)

1) Can't get off to lesbian porn. Or most porn, really, but she is honestly surprised that lesbian porn doesn't turn her on at all. Considering.
2) Would really like to try this food-in-bed thing. Chocolate syrup, whipped topping, honey, whatever: she's never done it, but she's super curious to try.
3) As much as she jokes about a lesbian affair with Zoe, she's not actually attracted to her, partly because Zoe is so very openly heterosexual, and fond of flirting with their guy friends. It isn't a matter of jealousy so much as, weirdly enough, flirtatious/experienced/really sexually confident girls just turn Olivia right off. She likes to be the dominant one in bed, okay. :|

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monstre, 2009-05-14 12:13 pm UTC

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hello_from_dis, 2009-05-14 12:18 pm UTC

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monstre, 2009-05-14 12:56 pm UTC

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hello_from_dis, 2009-05-14 12:57 pm UTC

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monstre, 2009-05-14 01:04 pm UTC

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hello_from_dis, 2009-05-14 01:05 pm UTC

OLIVIA AND ZOE. -

hello_from_dis, 2009-05-14 02:18 pm UTC

	chthonian 2009-05-14 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	OH AND FOR B: REYNARD AND JESS. :X and ft!toby/anne. if you can. and you can request them off me, too, if it makes you feel better. XD (Reply to this) (Thread)

REYNARD AND JESS.

hello_from_dis
2009-05-14 12:46 pm UTC (link)

Reynard is overprotective, but cold and clinical; Jess worries constantly. Neither sleep much, and Jess puts a moratorium on sex until they're rescued, though I imagine they do stick together most of the time for warmth. ...Unless this is a cabin in the summer, in which case the heat probably makes them more irritable, BUT THEN WHY WOULD THEY BE TRAPPED IN A CABIN IN THE SUMMER. Either way, Reynard immediately takes point on Man In Charge, and though Jess puts up a fight at first, she eventually falls into place behind him -- which, strangely enough, makes him relent slightly. They don't talk much, and when Jess thinks Reynard is asleep, she cries. He doesn't do anything about it at first because WTF WHO WANTS TO DEAL WITH A CRYING WOMAN, but when rescue just seems to get further and further away and he starts to unravel -- after all, Mr. Fox doesn't die from starvation, come on -- there is comforting tiems. They're both complete shit at it. Jess picks fights just to have something to say, which Reynard doesn't pander to. There are, unfortunately, no acts of derring-do or ~human compassion~; both of them are self-preservationists, when it comes down to it. They probably don't speak for a few days after rescue, until Jess takes the plunge and goes over, and they "apologize" -- which is really just saying they're sorry without meaning it.

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hello_from_dis, 2009-05-14 12:49 pm UTC

	chthonian 2009-05-14 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	i will respond to your previous ones after my extended meeeeetinnnng (Reply to this)

	wentsch 2009-05-14 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	Olivia and Ellie (and Kate, OHOHO) Hildr and Ellie (Reply to this) (Thread)

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hello_from_dis, 2009-05-18 03:22 pm UTC

HILDR AND ELLIE. -

hello_from_dis, 2009-05-18 03:23 pm UTC

	banlieue 2009-05-14 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	BRIDGET, FOR MEME A. muahaha. (Reply to this) (Thread)