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STAY OUT OF THE WEST WANG!!!! (hello_from_dis) wrote,
@ 2009-06-05 22:28:00

Entry tags:

actually tagging shit, lol can i actually remember to tag shit, meme, neopolis, pbs, xover

[MEME]
These will, naturally, take fucking forever, BUT TAG AWAY. Please try to keep it to recent characters, I reserve the right to say gtfo, etc.

ONE: Slightly tweaked to include non-Neopolis games, because I like to be ~inclusive~, the ten years later meme -- which is basically, WHAT THE FUCK IS CHARACTER X DOING IN TEN YEARS. Occupation, lifestyle, habits, spouse(s), children, whatever. Ask whoever you like, and unless I plan on killing them sometime in the near future, I will tell you. :>

TWO: Give me one of my characters and one of yours (TRY TO KEEP THE LISTS SMALLISH AND JUST COME BACK FOR SECONDS), and I'll tell you how they end up together and what their first-born is like, even if they are unqualified to have children. I might even give you a PB.

WHO DOESN'T LOVE THE BABY MEME.

Also, RL-ily, I saw Up and it was fucking amazing.

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	wentsch 2009-06-06 12:37 am UTC (link)
	MEME TWO: Olivia/Ellie (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2009-06-06 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Ellie gets knocked up by Rob, Olivia kills him, they donate the baby to science, and have lots and lots of hot lesbian sex. I will answer this later. >> (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

wentsch, 2009-06-06 02:11 am UTC

	superthief 2009-06-06 12:51 am UTC (link)
	MEME ONE: WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN COLLINS ANYWAY? HILDR BABY MEME: John/Jasper Hildr/Zac (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2009-06-06 12:52 am UTC (link)
	ka;jwlekj;alkwe JOHN/JASPER WHAT ARE YOU HIGH (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

superthief, 2009-06-06 01:02 am UTC

hello_from_dis, 2009-06-06 01:03 am UTC

JOHN COLLINS PART I. THIS IS SORT OF EPIC. AND BY EPIC I MEAN TL;DR.

hello_from_dis
2009-06-06 09:49 pm UTC (link)

John never manages to find a cure for his gargoylism, and never actually graduates Neopolis Academy: after a year of "studies," none of them even remotely geared towards a) fixing his "problem" or b) teaching him how to control it (Harnessing Latent Skills, LOLSURE), his mother agreed to withdraw him from the Academy. What he had gotten from his time there was not to her taste, as John left Neopolis with less of the self-deprecating existential angst he had gone with, and come out distinctly appreciative of his monstrosity. While he was no activist -- far from it -- John had only had time in the city to realize the potentially ~great and terrible things~ it was possible for Gothics to do, and not to gain some understanding of a Gothic-Human global community. Basically, he came out a little less angry, and a little more volatile.

Unfortunately, it turned out the world outside of Neopolis was just as unwelcoming of a half-beast as John had remembered. Had he even been something conventional -- a werewolf, maybe -- people would have been far more accepting; as it was, telling someone he was not only burned alive as a teenager, but now turned to stone and occasionally had the urge to rip through small villages didn't...realy earn him any points. At 22, John used his inheritance to purchase the deeds of Burg Lahneck castle high in the mountains of Germany ~~with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world~~, and stayed there. There were occasional visits by one Theodora Endischee with a series of increasingly effective gene inhibitors, but by and large, it was only John, Alfred, and the servants.

John, fortunately, gained more control over his abilities as time went on; enough that when a teenage runaway from Berlin found her way to the castle, he didn't have as much fear of accidentally transforming and ripping her to shreds. Sonja was brash, defensive, street smart, and horribly alone: the victim of the typical my parents are deaaaaad scenario, her mother and grandmother (dad had skipped out) had been killed when the day care they worked for in Berlin was attacked. Sonja had been on the run since. Alfred, of course, wouldn't hear of turning her out -- especially when she presented with telekinesis. A SUPER TEENAGER, ON THEIR DOORSTEP? YOU BETCHA. John was Not Happy at suddenly being a parent at 28, but Sonja quickly attached herself to him, and that was that. The servants quickly grew to love her -- or at least accept her -- and she had enough of a work ethic that she never took advantage of their hospitality, though she was often scolded for speaking ~so rudely~ to John.

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JOHN COLLINS PART II. WHY CAN I NEVER BE CONCISE.

hello_from_dis
2009-06-06 09:49 pm UTC (link)

A year went by, and while John could provide Sonja an endless amount of books and human tutors to make sure she was educated and aware of the world, he could do little to help her train her powers besides purchase every text on harnessing telekinesis that he could get his hands on. Her practical knowledge was still lacking, and so just before her 16th birthday (he was 29 at the time), he sought out his old professors at the Academy. Theodora and Mycroft were still teaching -- Mycroft's book being continually pushed back for publication -- and recommended a new telekinetic Capes professor to John: one Sophie Meadows, who, as soon as she was hired and settled at Lahneck, took it upon herself to reform the somewhat lackadaisical education of John's ward, and the asshole reputation of John himself.

IS ANYONE SURPRISED HE FELL FOR HER? NO, THEY ARE NOT. Unfortunately, it wasn't reciprocated for like 8 of the 13 months Sophie was with them, so John just creeped around angrily and sexually repressed while Sonja tried to drop in clever allusions to WHAT A FOX he was. You know, under the burns and the wings. And the jerkiness. And the occasional fits of rage. And being horrifically condescending to Sophie. But in true Disney fashion, Sophie ~saw the good side~, gave in, and they totally got married later that year. She even managed, with Sonja's help, to advance her telekinesis to create a semi-permanent inhibitor at a molecular level for John -- so he could change into his first-stage gargoyle form at will, and wasn't victim to the more bestial urges. THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING REALLY LONG.

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entouraage, 2009-06-06 10:34 pm UTC

	chthonian 2009-06-06 01:02 am UTC (link)
	DON'T FORGET WHO YOU LOVE FOREVER FOR UP. :"D aaaaand 2: JOHN/KATE HILDR/TOBY ALMA/RENFIELD JACOB/GABY LORELAI/MORGAN JACK/ZARA YOU ASKED FOR IT :] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2009-06-06 01:03 am UTC (link)
	ljsa;lkjaljwelkajwe lorelai/morgan baby oh my god oh my god (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pronto 2009-06-06 01:05 am UTC (link)
	John and Kate plus 8? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	hello_from_dis 2009-06-06 01:09 am UTC (link)
	ALSO DUH I LOVE YOU, YOU GODDESS ♥♥♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chthonian, 2009-06-06 01:19 am UTC

MORELAI PART I.

hello_from_dis
2009-06-08 01:42 am UTC (link)

Kevin Dean-Williams.
Is anyone really surprised Lorelai and Morgan got together? Of course not. At least, not after a while. The sudden public knowledge that Sally Jupiter and Eddie Blake were together -- because no matter how much anyone preached about not being their comics, it was hard to ignore that couple -- was more than odd, even to people who knew them. Lorelai and Morgan were together for months before anyone knew; they kept their relationship platonic in public, even around Margot (who got on quicker than they thought, considering she and Lorelai were living together, but still weeks into their dating), and it was only Nick walking in on them at Margot's place and consequently blabbing it to the entire network that outed them. Still, they seemed to work: Morgan made it clear he didn't like her because she was Sally, or that he was pitying her because she'd been raped; Lorelai, eventually, softened as she got used to the idea of still being attractive and able to maintain a relationship despite all the shit she'd been through. For all the fights they had, everyone thought they wouldn't make it to Christmas -- but they stuck it out somehow, very possibly because after their first break up, it became abundantly clear they just couldn't put up with anybody else. It took three break-ups and make-ups (complete with sleeping with other people in the interim and giving each other hell for it when they finally mended things) for them to finally try "settling down," four years after they'd gotten together.

They'd been together five years when Kevin Dean showed up on their doorstep, claiming Morgan was his father. Apparently one of the girls Morgan had "been with" in college hadn't done so well with the contraception thing, and long after Morgan had dumped her, out popped little Jack. Now, Kevins's mother had never been too fond of Morgan to begin with; they hadn't even really been dating when they'd hooked up. In fact, Mrs. Dean had been seeing at least one other gentlemen at the time, and could have sworn she'd used protection -- so, clearly, Morgan had to be the father. He was the only one she knew for a fact she hadn't used a condom with, and god, he was such a dick, it was just like him to knock up some girl and then bail. Needless to say, little Kevin's childhood was rife with vicious assaults on his "no good asshole father"s name; enough that, when Kevin was 18, he was pretty damn curious about this so-called no good asshole of a father. He told his mother so, and when he refused to back down -- he had a right, he said; the least they could do was get him to take a paternity test and pay the damn child support back payments -- Mrs. Dean told him to get the hell out.

Kevin was a smart kid, and with his mother's information and hiring out a private detective with his savings, he found Morgan and Lorelai in their tiny Brooklyn apartment, and duly informed Morgan that lol he was a dad! And not only that, but Kevin's mom had kicked him out, so could he crash there until she cooled off? THANKS DAD :D

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hello_from_dis, 2009-06-08 11:21 am UTC

MORELAI PART II. FUCK YOU CODING FUCK YOU SO HARD

hello_from_dis
2009-06-08 01:43 am UTC (link)

Morgan and Lorelai were somewhat perturbed.

Once they'd heard Kevin's story, however, and Morgan had worked out the timing, he figured it was entirely probably that he was Kevin's dad. While Lorelai had made it very clear she didn't want to have a baby, a sudden teenager on their couch seemed much more palatable, and she browbeat the hell out of Morgan until he agreed to a) let Kevin stay for a few days until his mom came to get him, and b) get the paternity test, just so the kid could know. Morgan, after a pretty lengthy argument in which Lorelai cited their off-limits previous lives -- more specifically, that he had never been there for Laurie, and this was a chance to make up for that, ultimately leaving Lorelai outraged and staying the night at Margot's -- agreed. After all, the kid was 18, and he could do what he wanted with the information anyway. So he sent off for the test.

In the meantime, the three of them found themselves, unwittingly, bonding. Lorelai, shockingly, ended up being the glue that held them together. Kevin was loud, talkative, opinionated, but naive and sweet; Morgan was hard as ever, though his edges might have been dulled from years of running up against Lorelai, who had gotten much more maternal now that she and Sally had reconciled. It was awkward at first. On the third day of waiting for the tests to come back (having called Mrs. Dean and told her that Kevin was staying with a friend for a few days), after the eighth fight of the morning between Morgan and Kevin, Lorelai ended up sitting Kevin down and telling him everything she could think of of her and Morgan's childhood: how Lorelai's mother had basically abandoned her, how she'd grown up in foster care and lived on the shittier side of awful for most of her life; how Morgan had grown up in a garage and still worked on cars, how he'd joined the army and risen to an official rank, how he wasn't as bad a guy as he seemed. Kevin was somewhat surprised, considering all he'd really heard of Morgan was his mother's diatribes. Lorelai's speech spurred him onto try and talk to Morgan himself, and by the time the tests came back the next week, the two had found their calling: mechanics.

Oh, yes. Kevin was practically a mechanical genius. Morgan showed him an engine he'd been working on in the back room, and within a few minutes of looking it over, Kevin understood where most of the parts went. They spent the next two days tuning it and putting it back together, and once Morgan had explained the mechanics of cars to him, Kevin was able to rebuild that engine's capacity to factory grade. Morgan took him to the garage (which he now owned), and Kevin pretty much dominated. He was nerdy, but the guys loved him, and he could rebuild an engine in half the time they could (though he was hopeless at tire rotation and checking the oil).

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MORELAI PART II. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

hello_from_dis
2009-06-08 01:43 am UTC (link)

And then, of course, the paternity test came back negative. Kevin was shocked. Appalled. Now that he and Morgan had bonded, now, biology told him he wasn't his dad? Morgan wasn't much happier -- but he dutifully called Mrs. Dean up and told her the situation. She was in Brooklyn in a flash to pick her up son and deliver a scathing earful to Morgan -- only to be told to stfu by, you guessed it, none other than Kevin himself. It took some talking, a lot of coffee, Lorelai shrieking at Mrs. Dean about her duty as a mother, Mrs. Dean bursting into tears at least twice, and Kevin making a definitive declaration that blood or not, Morgan was the closest thing to a dad he had -- but in the end, Mrs. Dean agreed he wasn't a baby anymore and could make his own decisions.

Still, Kevin wasn't ready to leave home permanently quite yet (after all, his mom made the best meatloaf in three states). Since their home was just a hop, skip, and a jump over the Washington Bridge, Morgan and Lorelai paid for Kevin to come visit on weekends, while he spent the weekdays back in New Jersey working at an electronics store. He finally moved out when he was 20 and went down to the city, where he got his associates degree in applied mechanics, and via Lorelai's strange set of friends -- notably, one Allen Martin, head of surgery at NYU Medical Center -- got a pretty nice job repairing, and later building and modifying, medical equipment. It was through this he would meet his wife, Marianne Jenson, a horrible pharmaceutical sales rep more suited to gourmet cooking that trying to upsell hospital machinery. It took three months of her hanging around the hospital, failing to sell anything, for Kevin to work up the nerve to ask her out. She accepted of course, having only hung around so he would notice her, and after a year of dating, the two were happily married. Kevin spent the next five years moving up in his firm to Research & Development, and Marianne spent those same five years popping out two daughters, a set of fraternal twins (Amy, Lorelai, Eddie, and Sara, respectively), and buying two puppies. They put down money for a small house in the suburbs -- much to Morgan and Lorelai's chagrin, who couldn't imagine life outside the city -- and, pretty much, lived happily ever after.

WOW THIS IS LONG.

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hello_from_dis, 2009-06-08 12:31 pm UTC

	pronto 2009-06-06 01:04 am UTC (link)
	2: EDDIE/KATIE. ZARA/CHELSEA. BRAD/EDIE IDEC. EVIE/RITCHIE. and ... uhhhh Jacob/Fen. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello_from_dis, 2009-06-06 01:06 am UTC

pronto, 2009-06-06 01:09 am UTC

hello_from_dis, 2009-06-06 01:10 am UTC

pronto, 2009-06-06 01:14 am UTC

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pronto, 2009-06-06 01:17 am UTC

	pronto 2009-06-06 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Also, John Collins/Me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello_from_dis, 2009-06-06 01:16 am UTC

pronto, 2009-06-06 01:16 am UTC

	monstre 2009-06-06 01:20 am UTC (link)
	No. 1: Oliviaaaaaa. No. 2: Olivia/Zoe. John Collins/Zoe. Yes, it is necessary to use his full name. Lisa/Brad, DO YOU REMEMBER THIS? (Reply to this)

	pronto 2009-06-06 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Omg can I also ask for Neville/Evie? (Reply to this)

	heyjude 2009-06-06 02:47 am UTC (link)
	BEATRICE AND READE? idk if that has been done before. PRUDENCE AND EDDIE. (Reply to this)

	missbossyboots 2009-06-06 03:49 am UTC (link)
	PICK AND CHOOSE AMOUNGST THESE OPTIONS. Olivia/Erik. Eddie/Nic. Anne/Dean. John/Ivy. Reiter/Annie. Zee/Dick. And of course! Frank/Briony. (Reply to this)

	kikithepirate 2009-06-06 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Hildr/Cole! (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello_from_dis, 2009-06-06 01:59 pm UTC

	flyspeck 2009-06-06 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	HELLO PLEASE, GIVE ME HILDR/ANDY AND ALMA/CARRICK?! (Reply to this)

	czolgosz 2009-06-06 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	did eddie cry like a baby i must know his reaction (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello_from_dis, 2009-06-06 03:00 pm UTC

	entouraage 2009-06-06 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	LIV2JAM?!?!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello_from_dis, 2009-06-07 07:58 pm UTC

	trashpileodoom 2009-06-07 10:53 am UTC (link)
	Hildr + Clarence. and Olivia + Dorothy. aka, I'm a horrible person. XD (Reply to this)

	ikhan 2009-09-30 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Wtf. Where's the Olivia Arden baby on here. OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THE OLIVE GARDEN. MINUS IA, PLUS E, PLUS G. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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