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STAY OUT OF THE WEST WANG!!!! (hello_from_dis) wrote,
@ 2009-10-20 20:14:00

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character: anamitra malik, character: caroline deschamps, character: jubilation lee, character: kelly friedan, character: nike papadopoulos, character: sally bonaventura, character: zara fariba, drabbles, i am a fail, meme

[MEME] stolen from thecheerleader!
Still working on the last one! It is surprisingly difficult, particularly when everybody else's trivia bits are so good. BUT, to help gear myself for pseudo-NaNoWriMo and regular non-RP writing, and also because I just spent three unpaid overtime hours at the office and require entertainment, have this meme! I guarantee I will not get to all of them, or even most of them, for at least a week, but I will try and pop one or two out a day. :>

Comment here with a pairing of your choice, if you want it to be past/present/future and a song/colour/line of poetry or even just a scenario you want to read. And I'll do my best to reply. You might get 2 lines or you might get a paragraph but I'm determined to respond to everyone :D

Fact: I am obsessed with drabble memes/fic memes, but I always go way overboard and write like 1500 words. Hopefully I can keep these ones contained! Past/present/future, whatever -- just please make sure they actually interact on the regular, or that we've discussed how they have interacted/would interact. These ones get tricky when pairings are too left field.

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	pronto 2009-10-21 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Ana/Hana - THE FIRST TIME THEY MET. Kelly/Gideon - A family holiday. Bug/Sally - "You Belong With Me" - Taylor Swift. MAKE IT HAPPEN. Zara/Chelsea - Shoe shopping. :D Minion/Michael - IDFK JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING. (Reply to this) (Thread)

BUG/SALLY.

hello_from_dis
2009-10-21 03:40 am UTC (link)

"Man oh man," Sal said, dropping his chin into his palm. Bug crossed her ankles on the bleacher seat below her and leaned back on her elbows. She was all the easy sort of condescension unconventionally pretty girls have with their male friends; Sal, as usual, did not notice. He sighed again, and she followed his eyes. Hillary Ferris was leading the cheer squad on the track below, clapping and pumping her arms in some routine about how the other team would inevitably fail, or whatever it was those stupid cheers were about. "She sure is somethin', huh?" Sal said dreamily.

"You sound like you walked out of a Rockwell painting, Sally," she said flatly. "At least admire her boobs or something, like a normal boy!"

Sal nearly fell over in shock. "Bug, geez, what's wrong with you! I'm not going to talk about -- I mean, I'm sure they're very nice -- That is, I like them, of course, and I'd like to see --"

"WOW, okay, stop," Bug said, sharply. "You're lucky I like your Uncle Vito so much, or I wouldn't hang out with you like, at all."

"...Ew."

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	Re: BUG/SALLY. pronto 2009-10-21 04:34 am UTC (link)
	sodgkoskgoksogkosk LOLOLOL OH MY GOD YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE, SALVATORE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BUG/SALLY. hello_from_dis 2009-10-21 04:35 am UTC (link)
	YOU ARE MAKING ME MORE UNCOMFORTABLE, BUG!!!!! oh that's my uncle vito on the phone :/ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BUG/SALLY. pronto 2009-10-21 04:37 am UTC (link)
	YOU KNOW I COULD BE HANGING OUT WITH MY COOL FRIENDS -- oh it's me :>>> (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BUG/SALLY. hello_from_dis 2009-10-21 04:38 am UTC (link)
	lkj;lkwe;awe;lkawje (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: BUG/SALLY. hello_from_dis 2009-10-21 04:38 am UTC (link)
	I STILL CAN'T GET OVER TRISH (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BUG/SALLY. pronto 2009-10-21 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Trish slapped the adultery right out of Uncle Dominic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BUG/SALLY. makewise 2009-10-21 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Mama Peretti likes her. She likes her a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BUG/SALLY. pronto 2009-10-21 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Mama Peretti/Trish bffls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BUG/SALLY. makewise 2009-10-21 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Trish is constantly over there cooking lasagna and gossiping about Dominic. Mama Peretti keeps telling her how about he wet his bed until he was 9 and had a strange affection for Bert & Ernie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chelseamorning 2009-10-21 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Wren/Kelly: First meeting/impressions. (Reply to this) (Thread)

WREN/KELLY. HAHAHA THIS IS SO BAD

hello_from_dis
2009-10-21 06:25 pm UTC (link)

Wren walked onto the field in gym shorts and a school tee-shirt that looked like they belonged to a boy who still wasn't grown into his joints yet. She kept tugging at the sleeves and the waistband, and she dropped the bow twice on her way to the shooting range. Kelly slapped her hand to her forehead. This was why she hated subbing in for the regular P.E. classes.

"Great," she mumbled. "ANOTHER awkward bookish weirdo lesbian who hasn't even COME OUT yet, GOD, fuck my life."

"Hi," Wren said when she got close. Kelly gave the best smile she could, and Wren stepped backwards awkwardly. "Um -- I'm Wren Shelley. Study Hall was cancelled, so they, um, sent me here."

Kelly sighed. "Well, I'm Miss Friedan-Norris, but you can just call me Miss Friedan," she said. "You ever shot a bow and arrow before, Wren?"

"Um. No."

"...Do you know anything about archery?"

"I know that it's been used as far back as the Paleolithic era. It's one of the...most enduring forms of hunting and warfare? The Mongol armies were famous for their use of recurve bows from horseback."

Kelly stared. "Oh," she said.

Wren tugged at her sleeve again. "I like history," she said uncomfortably.

Kelly shrugged and handed her a bundle of arrows. Mongol armies, huh? At least she wasn't a total loss.

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	Re: WREN/KELLY. HAHAHA THIS IS SO BAD chelseamorning 2009-10-21 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Wren, you Real Fact generator you. xD It's not bad, I like it! I would have asked for Wren/Sal, but we haven't talked about them very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: WREN/KELLY. HAHAHA THIS IS SO BAD

hello_from_dis
2009-10-21 10:00 pm UTC (link)

klaj;wlkej Wren/Sal would just be like, a 300-word sentence about WOW WREN DID YOU SEE THAT SPECIAL ON TAKA HARUTAMI SHE'S SO PRETTY AND SORT OF TERRIFYING KIND OF LIKE MY AUNT TRISH BUT HAHA I DON'T THINK ABOUT TRISH THAT WAY THAT WOULD BE WEIRD NOT THAT I DON'T THINK ABOUT GIRLS THAT WAY HAHA I'M NOT LIKE GAY OR ANYTHING BUT THAT WOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME ANYWAY I HAVE IT ON TIVO BYE

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	Re: WREN/KELLY. HAHAHA THIS IS SO BAD pronto 2009-10-21 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	sadgoksdogksgosdgls HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. POOR SAL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: WREN/KELLY. HAHAHA THIS IS SO BAD hello_from_dis 2009-10-21 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	FAMILY GATHERINGS ARE SO UNCOMFORTABLE. "HI AUNT TRISH! YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL IN THAT TOP! NOT THAT I'M LOOKING AT YOUR, UM, TOP! OR THAT I THINK ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT! OR THAT YOU'RE NOT BEAUTIFUL NORMALLY! I JUST THINK IT'S VERY FELAKJ;E STOP HITTING ME" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: WREN/KELLY. HAHAHA THIS IS SO BAD chelseamorning 2009-10-21 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Wren's response: Dude, breathe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: WREN/KELLY. HAHAHA THIS IS SO BAD hello_from_dis 2009-10-21 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	He has a scale model of the battle of Troy, recreated from the Homeric epic. Girls are a whole new world to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: WREN/KELLY. HAHAHA THIS IS SO BAD chelseamorning 2009-10-21 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Wren thinks that you may need to get out of the house more than she does, Sal. She's just sayin'. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	behindtonsils 2009-10-21 12:26 pm UTC (link)
	UGH, I love this meme so much. I'll give you selections :> :> Jubilee/Momo; (future) "they won't forget you in the end" Jubilee/Lillian; (past) "we are rockstars" Nikki/Sylvie; (past) "it's not gonna stop, til you wise up" Ana/Christine; (present) "someday you'll say that you're happy" Emma/Lucille; (future) "don't believe a single thing that you have heard" (Reply to this)

	thecheerleader 2009-10-21 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Jubilee/Sally; (past) pink Nikki/Connor; (future) "and you've washed your hands clean of this" Ana/Connor; (past) "cause you take me to the places that alone I'd never find" Emma/John; (future) "i'm some stain there on your bedsheet, you're my diamond in the rough" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2009-10-21 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	...klja;lkwjelk that last one, I CAN'T GET PAST THE FIRST PART (Reply to this) (Parent)

JUBILEE/SALLY.

hello_from_dis
2009-10-21 09:09 pm UTC (link)

Jubilee did not want to go to the Valentine's Dance. It was going to be awful, she just knew it. All the popular kids in weird taffeta and slinky-ass gowns grinding up against each other while the teachers stood awkwardly around the punch bowl so she couldn't even drown her sorrows in suspiciously red "juice." And so much pink. She'd seen them putting up the decorations, the blushing streamers and red-and-pink balloons and suspiciously rosy glitter. She knew.

But Sally was adamant. She wasn't going to this thing alone. It was bad enough neither one of them had dates, she said; at least they could say they had totally planned to go together from the beginning like this. She'd even gotten Jubilee what she thought was a very tasteful Valentine's dress.

"I look like a boy," Jubilee said flatly.

Sally made a pfft noise, tilted her head one way, and then the other. "Maybe we could put something in your hair?" she said.

"Like BOOBS," Jubilee whined.

"...In your hair?"

"I NEED THEM," Jubilee said, and latched her hands onto her pitifully flat chest like a mother clutching the body of her child. Bereft. She was bereft. Of tits. Whatever. Sighing loudly, she slunk over to her drawer, pulled out two rolled up socks (of different sizes) and stuffed them into the top of her dress. Sally looked pointedly away, suddenly unable to stop coughing; Jubilee took note, reached into another part of the drawer, and pulled out a roll of duct tape. She ripped off two pieces and, with all the grace and dignity due the situation, reached in her dress and taped the sock-tits down. "Okay, I'm good."

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	Re: JUBILEE/SALLY. thecheerleader 2009-10-22 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	alkjlkjaljlka i actually laughed out loud while reading this. LOVE IT. poor jubilee and her flat chest. i also really like that it shows how happy and carefree they were before all the BS ;___; (Reply to this) (Parent)