30: al(l)iance, bbgator, bullshit interests, douchefaggotry, eating, embarrassing myself, england ftw, fight in the shade, genitor, hot chocolate always, ignoring wayward ims, inefficacy, jenitals, mr bale, my gumdrop, never arizona, not being poor, o bb, omfg lolz, please not the paddle, procrastination, rhian otp, sleeping, the goddamn batman, the name cockburn, the pope, the pope's hat, this is sparta, y halo thar, your mother