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speedforce: it's when you give someone headspeedforce: and steal their wallet at the same timespeedforce: bonus points if you do their taxesspeedforce: 8===:Dspeedforce: ...speedforce: that did not work outspeedforce: will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordshello_from_dis: j;lkjlkajwkespeedforce: well i dospeedforce: so fuck himspeedforce: and fuck you toospeedforce: you think i give a damn about a grammy?speedforce: half them critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand mespeedforce: BUT SLIM WHAT IF YOU WIN WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRDspeedforce: god i just did that from memoryspeedforce: fuck my lifehello_from_dis: lkjr;lkjfdlkj;lkjd;alkjlwekja;lwkeja;wlehello_from_dis: EVERspeedforce: BECAUSE I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE REAL SLIM SHADY?speedforce: THAT'S NOT COOLspeedforce: THAT'S FUCKING SADspeedforce: I AM A SAD PATHETIC PERSON speedforce: brb turning on eminemspeedforce: omg wow why am i so hungryhello_from_dis: have you eaten, perhapsspeedforce: you knowspeedforce: i think the answer to thatspeedforce: is nohello_from_dis: i think we have solved this mystery.speedforce: omfg you're likespeedforce: the scooby gangspeedforce: except one person and you're probs not a hippiehello_from_dis: however, i am very fond of snacks.speedforce: ruh rohspeedforce: scooby snaxhello_from_dis: raggyhello_from_dis: rive me rose fucking rooby raxhello_from_dis: fact: scooby has just become kate beaton's garfield.speedforce: HAHAHAHAspeedforce: don't you meanspeedforce: charles guiteauhello_from_dis: god i hate being sickchthonian: :(((chthonian: GET BETTERchthonian: ALREADYhello_from_dis: abilities i wish i hadhello_from_dis: 1) instant healinghello_from_dis: just of myselfhello_from_dis: fuck everyonechthonian: HAHAHAHAHAchthonian: is there a #2hello_from_dis: ...no hello_from_dis: 2) the ability to finish lists :(chthonian: HDKLJFDGgonnafindout: whatever faggot. im just being nice and friendly-like.trickshot: Yeah, yeah. Just keep it platonic, jackass.gonnafindout: wasnt he the one fucking little boys or something?trickshot: Don't be an ass.gonnafindout: just saying.speedforce: i've seen a lot of dick tonight.speedforce: ugh why is my eye burning fuckspeedforce: not in conjunction to the dickhello_from_dis: you brought up dicks, okayhello_from_dis: you made your bedhello_from_dis: now sleep in itspeedforce: ... with a dick?speedforce: idkathello_from_dis ...speedforce: is the dick, like, severed from a bodyspeedforce: or is it a batdickspeedforce: all of it is so much dnw hello_from_dis: this is going in the entry, i hope you know.